Things I Have Fandom Tags For:
Anonymous asked:
what do you like about girls?
discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves
I love all of these
It is 1880s America, you are about to spawn as a Historically Significant White Guy. Choose a class:
TROUBLEMAKING FRONTIER PREACHER
- Special Power: Good Christian. Your vague adherence to American protestantism will ensure that law enforcement does not bother you whatsoever.
- Victory condition: Fuck enough of your followers wives to start an inbred theofascist micronation.
MANICALLY AMBITIOUS CON ARTIST
- Special Power: Basic Literacy. You're poor, but you know how to read. They'll never expect it. You may forge literally any document and it will be believed 100% of the time.
- Victory Condition: Steal enough money to fuck off to Latin America. A Spanish speaking nation might as well be the moon to your debtors.
EUROPEAN NOBLE FAILSON
- Special Power: Colonial Wealth. Your funny accent, foppish dress, and noble title, will make any American think you are totally good to buy it on credit.
- Victory Condition: Become the boytoy to the wife of some borderline-gangster politician and save up enough political capital to run for office and get addicted to opium.
DOOMED FRONTIER EXPLORER
- Special Power: How The Fuck Are You Alive. Your freakish diet of pork, whiskey, and maple syrup, makes you entirely immune to all physical injury and disease. Somehow.
- Victory Condition: You have one mission, and one mission only. You need to piss off some completely friendly natives. You need to piss them off so bad they leave your stupid ass to starve in a food forest they've been cultivating for literally thousands of years.
googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?
you fucking dare?
you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???
hey quick question gdocs
what the fuck
querched up white boy
'can i copy your homework?'
'yeah just don't make it obvious'
the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao
so, let's say you're making a Bad Reboot of lord of the rings.
you have so much studio money and no clue what made the original so special. it happens. and as this is a Bad Reboot, you're making one of the characters a woman- yay!- and completely remaking their character and story to be more girly- boo!- because this is a Bad Reboot of a popular media and that just seems like The Thing To Do. so, who is it?
and the winner is… aragorn!
fun choice. if this was a Good Reboot, this would be a BANGER character. unfortunately it’s Bad. so first things first, arwen is 99% written out of the story. the remaining 1% is her being #galpals with aragorn for one scene so everyone knows they’re NOT GAY. we never see arwen again. aragorn ends up with legolas or something, or faramir, whatever, just as long as it’s extremely poorly written. probably legolas- that way you can have RELATIONSHIP DRAMA on your quest! everyone loves relationship drama being the main focus of the plot! except for everyone who doesn’t! anyway aragirl gets half her fight scenes cut and in the epilogue it is implied her husband does all of the royal duties and she’s just there to Connect To The People or something. frodo has a crush on her at the beginning for no reason and it’s never addressed
Dr. Olivia Octavius
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
HEY AUNTY YOU WANNA TELL US SOMETHING
I just wanna remind everyone that there was a time in the Spider Man comics that Aunt May was gonna marry Doc Ock
and throw in that this would be a GREAT continuity to bring that back in.
Mx. Moz did fan art of that cover. Link to artist https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1084990686892453888
I love the implication that every other spider was invited to the wedding and did nothing to stop it
